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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010
I have been a horror film fan as far back as I can remember. Aside from the first several years of my life that I don’t recall that well, the rest of my 32 years are filled with horror movie after horror movie. Like all people, however, my tastes have changed as I have grown older. I look back at some of the titles that I used to hold so dear and wonder what I ever could have found so appealing in them. Read more... (507 words, 1 image, estimated 2:02 mins reading time)
Tags: brainscan, film, horror, movies, nightmare on elm street, poltergeist, stephen king, zeitgeist
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Sunday, November 15th, 2009
There is a little-known Australian flick that came out several years ago, though I have only come across it recently. Alexandra’s Project offers a horrific insight into the nightmarish possibilities of suburban domesticity. Its raw, unflinching, and unapologetic crassness play on some of the worst fears that the insecure creatures known as married men have. This film takes the rotten core of a troubled relationship and exposes it to the person oblivious of problems within the marriage, the husband. It is a warning to men that the person you are taking for granted might be capable of far more than you have given her credit for. While you are fantasizing about other women and thinking about how great your life could be without the responsibility of a wife and kids, she may be plotting an absolutely devastating and destructive revenge. Read more... (550 words, 1 image, estimated 2:12 mins reading time)
Tags: american beauty, australia, blue velvet, feminism, horror, lovecraft, revenge
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Sunday, November 8th, 2009
It has been thirty-five years since The Texas Chainsaw Massacre left its indelible mark on the horror oeuvre. Tobe Hooper’s only (arguably) great contribution to the genre hasn’t lost any of its potency. The overt sadism in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is enough to make Eli Roth blush. Sequels have come and gone, and a remake was made, but no one has been able to match the formula of gore, thrill, and sheer terror of the original. A groundbreaking film in many aspects, the purity of its violence has paved the way for films like Hostel, Saw, and any of the recent films with overt or gratuitous violence and gore. The Mockumentary aspect of the film has laid the groundwork for The Blair Witch Project, Paranormal Activity, and innumerable lesser films. Keep in mind that some people actually believed that it was based on actual accounts of the events depicted in the film. Of course, the film has only a slight connection to real events. Just like The Silence of the Lambs and Psycho, Wisconsin’s Ed Gein was a small inspiration for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Read more... (556 words, 1 image, estimated 2:13 mins reading time)
Tags: blair witch project, creepy, eli roth, final girl, gory, horror, hostel, paranormal activity, psycho, sadism, saw, scary, silence of the lambs, texas chainsaw massacre
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Sunday, November 8th, 2009
Trick ‘r Treat, at first, comes off as a modern rendition of Creepshow with the multi-storyline plot and the comic book segues. But this is where the similarities end. Trick ‘r Treat offers a much more visceral, blood-and-guts type of horror than Creepshow. This is a good thing and a bad thing. It is good in that it is scarier and more shocking. It is bad, however, in that it doesn’t at all follow any comic book guidelines. It seems gratuitous to have the comic book segues. Creepshow does not at all take itself seriously and uses the comic book motif to play up the cartoony aspects of the stories. Creepshow uses the comic book motif to its full advantage, while Trick ’r Treat seems to use it as an afterthought. Read more... (268 words, 1 image, estimated 1:04 mins reading time)
Tags: comic book, creepshow, halloween, hostel, saw, trick 'r treat, werewolf, werewolves
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Thursday, November 5th, 2009
As a purveyor of opinions of all things horror, I should be ashamed of myself for taking this long to see Paranormal Activity. I’ve finished watching the film only fifteen minutes ago, but I feel as though I should write without laying all of my ideas out and try to draw from the visceral fear that I am still experiencing. I am very impressed with the film overall. The scariest stuff is what is happening off screen, and it is scary. For a movie with a $15,000 budget and a barely discernable plot to be as effective as it is in scaring audiences, one must wonder what it is about the film that makes it frightening. Read more... (632 words, 1 image, estimated 2:32 mins reading time)
Tags: demon, haunt, horror, independent, indie, paranormal
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Sunday, November 1st, 2009
As we have recently witnessed with the runaway success of Paranormal Activity, independent studios are often the saving graces of the genre when Hollywood films become too formulaic. It happens every so often that the horror genre gets rocked by an indie film that happens to pioneer a new way of telling a story, i.e. The Blair Witch Project, or captures a particular zeitgeist and embeds itself into the psyche of contemporary America. John Carpenter’s Halloween /em> would fit the latter paradigm, as would Paranormal Activity. As fans of horror, it is important to step beyond the bounds of the films that are served up to us on shiny platters and seek out the small films that deserve recognition. Read more... (376 words, estimated 1:30 mins reading time)
Tags: ghost, horror, independent, indie
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Friday, October 9th, 2009
I’m sitting here in a medium-sized town in southwestern Michigan wishing that there was a theater somewhere near here that carried films with limited releases. I’ve known this film was in production for a long time and have been anticipating its arrival for a couple of years now. It embodies not only inventive filmmaking, but the flicker of potential that all us would-be filmmakers with no money have; the dream that we can tap into the artform with nothing more than creativity, ingenuity, and love for the genre. Well, that never happens. Or I should say that almost never happens. The Blair Witch Project showed us what creativity and ingenuity can really do. Paranormal Activity was made for $15,000. The significance of that is astounding. Halloween /a> is considered to be a very low budget, indie film and that was made for $100,000 in 1978. Funding PA is the equivalent of selling my dependable, though not showy 2003 Honda and investing just that money into an idea. Astounding. Read more... (366 words, 1 image, estimated 1:28 mins reading time)
Tags: blair witch, blair witch project, halloween, john carpenter, limited release, low budget, paranormal activity
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Monday, October 5th, 2009
It seems as though Zombieland took the funnel cake at this weekend’s box office. I thoroughly enjoyed it, though most of the time it didn’t really matter that the zombies are . . .well . . .zombies. It has a bit of the same feel as Corman’s Death Race 2000. The dialogue is hilarious at times, and the action left me very satisfied. However, do parodies of the zombie subgenre such as this and the multitude of films and books that have recently been released hurt the subgenre as a whole? Read more... (315 words, 1 image, estimated 1:16 mins reading time)
Tags: death race, genre, horror, night of the living dead, roger corman, scream, slasher, subgenre, zombie, zombieland, zombies
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Sunday, September 13th, 2009
While I am not privy to such things as preview film copies and other resources that “real” reviewers have access to, I am still going to offer a preemptive review–a query rather–of Jennifer’s Body, or at least of its lead actress. The question that I am posing is whether or not Megan Fox is too beautiful to be scary. I am not wishing to discuss her acting chops or her nonexistent experience with horror films, I wish only to discuss Ms. Fox’s best asset, her looks. Is she too beautiful to strike fear into the heart of America, or at least the teenage boys who will most likely be the largest demographic to view this film. Read more... (346 words, 1 image, estimated 1:23 mins reading time)
Tags: horror, kill, megan fox
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